Perhaps I should explain that......
I'm sitting in my office, wearing my favorite beaded necklace. As I carefully studied market trends and web reports stalked fall fashion on Pinterest, I was absentmindedly playing with the necklace when it snapped. Beads. EVERYWHERE.
I was trapped like this for about 4 minutes. How am I supposed to move my hand?! And half the necklace was still clinging to the back of my neck! I carefully placed the beads on my desk, when.........
My boss walks in.
Do you know how hard it is to concentrate on what your BOSS is telling you, when you have beads falling into your bra and spilling onto the floor where he can't see?! I still don't know what he was telling me. I think I just agreed to anything.
So that's my day, how are YOU?
My greatest cooking accomplishment was in college, when I no longer had to measure the water for my Easy Mac. I could just take my bowl to the hallway drinking fountain and fill that ish up by eyeballing it!
So clearly I can't cook, at all. If you're the same as me, you NEED to get Jessica Seinfeld's (yes she's married to Jerry) book "The Can't Cook Book: 100+ Recipes for the Absolutely Terrified!"
It shows not only simple recipes, but how to carry out those recipes by answering questions you're too embarrassed to ask even your mom! Like, how do I peel a potato? The ONLY downside I've found is that it doesn't explain what a broiler is. Stop laughing, I didn't know!
Need an early Christmas present to yourself? Buy the book here!
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was taped last night, and look how gorgeous Taylor Swift is! She'll totally steal focus from the models.