Yesterday I went to get my eyebrows done. That was it. $20 to get my eyebrows done, and I was going home.
So 30 minutes later I'm in the fitting room of the store next to the salon, trying on 3/4 of their sales rack, when the sales associate comes by.
"How are those sizes working for you?"
"Well here are a few things I thought you might like..."
*2 pairs of pants, 3 shirts, and a $158 jacket come flying into the fitting room*
*2 minutes and 37 seconds later...*
"How are you liking that jacket?"
"It's cute, thanks!"
"What are you trying on now?"
"Umm.. one of the dresses."
"The beige one? I LOVE that one! Here let me show you how that jacket works with it!"
*Sales associate barges past the curtain that doesn't lock*
*Proceeds to show me how to mix and match every single thing hanging*
So now I'm trying on the jacket to humor her, but come on - when I grab 8 things from the sale rack, what makes you think I want to spend $158 on a jacket? Although it IS really cute... I wonder when it'll go on sale...
*1 minute and 42 seconds later*
"So how are you liking that other dress I brought you?"
"Um... it's not really my style and I don't like the color."
"Hang on, let me show you the shoes everyone just loves with it! And they're on sale! Only $58!"
So now at this point I'm texting my sister. "HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO BE POLITE TO HER?" I'm hoping for some confirmation that it's ok to ask her to leave me alone, but my sister is at her boyfriend's parents and doesn't respond. Bitch.
7 visits from 2 sales associates later, I finally have my "MAYBE" and "NO" piles all sorted out, and I'm just about to pull my own shirt back on, when...
"I brought you a few more things you might like! These just came in (read: full price), and most of our sizes are almost gone already!"
I hold these items up to myself in the mirror without trying them on, add them to the "NO" pile, get dressed and walk out. By now I'm just annoyed. I tried on 3x the amount of clothes I went in there with! So in revenge, I play the annoying customer, walk up to the counter with 3 things I liked.... and put them on hold.
Because dammit, all I wanted was to get my eyebrows done!
Fitting room curtains should really be banned. There's always a crack!
But really... I wonder when that jacket will go on sale...