What is this world coming to??

Long time hair-stylist and best friend of Jennifer Aniston has chosen to part ways with the superstar to start trimming the tresses of Kim Kardashian. Call me a child of the 90's but I will always and forever be "Team Aniston."

I mean, is it really even a contest?!

According to the stylist, the big move is due to the fact that Kim K is nicer and more fun than Jenn!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?! I refuse to believe such nonsense...

Come on Kim, you clearly dominate the "assets" market. Let Jenn keep "The Rachel."